Jesus and the President Caught In Adultery

Then the liberals and Democrats brought to Jesus a President caught in adultery. And when they had set him in the midst, they said to Him, “Teacher, this President was caught in adultery, in the very act. We can’t stand him, and we think he should be stoned. But what do You say?” This they said, testing Him, hoping that they might have something they could twist to accuse the President. But Jesus stooped down and wrote on the ground with His finger:  Al Franken.  Bill Clinton.  Barney Frank.  John Edwards.

So when they continued asking Him, He raised Himself up and said to them, “He who is without sin among you, let him throw a stone at him first.” And again He stooped down and wrote on the ground:  Gary Condit.  Anthony Wiener.  Gary Hart.

Then those who heard it, ignoring their conscience, said, “Shut up, Jesus.  Stone him!  Stone him!”  And they began to hurl rocks at both the President and Jesus.

Then Jesus turned to the President and said, “I do not condemn you; go and sin no more.”

And the President said to Jesus, “Whatever.  My lawyer paid her to be quiet.  She should have been quiet.”

Then Jesus spoke to them again, saying, “I am the light of the world. He who follows Me shall not walk in darkness, but have the light of life.  You all, on the other hand, are condemning yourselves to Hell by ignoring Me, by choosing to walk in darkness.  I’m out of here.  When you’re ready to listen, let me know.“

Then Jesus shook the dust from His sandals and left that region.

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